Ok so last night i was so happy to see that for the first time since i moved here McD in HK have brought the QP actually a double QP to the public, i bought one right away and it tasted great!
Im not much of a McD fan, i actually think they make some of the worst burgers on the planet, but choices are limited here in Tin Shui Wai, no tripple O’s here 
Anyways so today i decided to get one for lunch also, walk in the pissing rain and the bloody cold wind to McD, line up and when i do reach the counter i cant find it on the lightbox display anymore!?!?!?!
So i try to ask the clerc who as usualy speaks 3 words of english what happened to it?
After several attempts to understand what i want and giving me a meny to point at (where the double QP is not pictured on) he calls the English speaking manager.
For me this is a relief as i can almost see the QP being packed into my McD paper bag before my inner eye….just to get sucker punched in the kidney, and stabbed in the back with a environmentaly unfriendly plastic McD knife by the McD Hong Kong marketing department.
The manager informs me that the retards (that by all means should be put in front of a firing squad) of idiot marketing directors at McD Hong Kong has decided that the Double QP promotion is only available after 9pm!!!!!
I mean WTF!!! who in hell starts a promotion of a new product at 9pm, 3hours before the restuarant closes, and after most people have already had their lunch/dinner?
It’s so un imaginably stupid it just hurt to think about it.
That’s like selling Xmas presents in january.
McD Hong Kong (though i may hate you) do yourself a favor and emediately fire who ever hatched that unbelivaly stupid idea!
And to make things worse…not McD’s fault this time…
I settle for a big n tasty (which is the onlything that tastes somewhat like a real hambuger at McD Hong Kong) and start my walk back home through the pooring rain again.
And just as i am walking into the lobby of my residential building, this fat pig of a womman comes running and squeezes her fat self in between me and the door.
This effectively turning my McD meal into something that looks like it was run over by a car from the Flinstones.

Despite her size, the pig womman made a remarkably fast escape to the elivator eluding my attempts to melt her brain with my thoughts….this time.
Well thats all for now, im gonna go cook some pasta and not go to McD at 9pm.
/Johan